My Plan Vs. The Days Plan

Hello Lovies!! 

Happy Monday....if Monday can ever be happy...?

I have the best case Monday scenario 

{At home. on couch. no where to go!!!} 

But still... it is Monday and Monday - I hate to break it to ya, butttt you are notorious for just sucking! 

Anyway.

Did ya'll have a fabulous weekend?!?!

I don't know where in the world "ya'll" just came from but I'm digging it! 

Maybe all the stagecoach instagrams and such are rubbing off on me! 

Yesterday was such a failure of a day...

I had plans, i am talking BIG plans to get  sh*t done! 

And I mean... I had A LOT to do but somehow...none of it got done! The day had other plans for me! And, when the day has other plans for you... you just don't argue! I'm not going to lie I liked the day's plans for me WAYYYYY better than I liked my plans for me so thank you day for pissing all over my plans {why am I using the word pissing so much lately?!!? Not ok.. but I just can't stop!}

So here is my plans VS. the days plan 

my plan: wake up at 8 do some light reading {19 novels!!!} about Hitler for my History class 

days plan: sleep in till 11:27 

my plan: IMMERSE myself in readings about whether or not Hitler's balls dropped...????!!! what kind of class is this?!!?!?

days plan: watch 4 episodes of Lost in jammies 

my plan: write 4 blog posts about technology for a class blog 

days plan: get a mani pedi with a dear friend :)

my plan: go to church 

days plan: get into jammies at 5 and watch Lost on the coach with Pat and Carlita till 10!!!! 

my plan: study before bed

days plan: spend the rest of the night drooling over fashion blogs eating a peanut butter brownie! 

some things just aren't suppose to happen I guess... and frankly if it's gonna happen like that I'm not going to complain! I mean... I'll feel extremely guilty for "wasting" so much time, but I'd be damned fool to complain about my day yesterday! It was pretty epic! 

SO I hope your yesterday was more productive....or...maybe I don't :)

On another note... here are some photos Pat took, I edited and I have more coming so STAY TUNED!! 

My face cracks me up here - I was so scared when the train went by!!

And P.S. how fabulous is my cheetah vest!?!?! It was from my mom's awesome and so fashionable friend!! Thank you Judyanne!! XOXO

Do The Pony.

Hello Lovies! 

Happy Monday! 

This is a very intimidating Monday for me. 

It is my last day of spring break, and when I go back to school tomorrow it will be my last first day of the quarter at UCSD!! Once I finish this quarter (10 weeks) I am done...DONE for life! I can't even imagine what to do with myself, all I know is school, I've been going to school since I was 4!! That's 19 loooooonggg a$$ years!! DAMN! I don't know how to NOT be a student! 

So, I am excited but scared to death all at the same time... actually after typing that I feel a little nauseous. 

Anyway...

last Wednesday me and the hubs went on  a drive, with our furbaby to check the scene. 

We nabbed a couple of pics and enjoyed the sun. It was nothing too exciting but it sure was a beautiful thing to have a few hours off together to do whatever we pleased! 

later on in the week (if I can keep my panties on that long ;) ) there will be some read - worthy blog posts 

some include 

1. recipes 

2. neat pictures 

3. my quarter life crisis! 

I have a lot to share!! Until then... let these little iPhone gems tickle your fancy :) 

XOXO

Park Park Make it Bark

hello love doves!
happy hump day!
:)

so, this past weekend (pre-limousine extravaganza) 

we went on a little family date to the park. 

we brought our little furbiscuit 

she loves the park. 

the second we open the cabinet where we keep her leash she starts doing her little 

"park park make it bark" 

dance. 

it's one of my favorite things.

usually we just go to the park to frolic and take instagram pics that make it seem like we leave the house...

but this time, we went to the park with an agenda. 

to socialize carlita.

we've been told that carlita is socially awkward but as a loving and overprotective mother it really never crossed my mind; it also never crossed my mind that carlita may be a bit chunky... but thanks to some loving friends of ours that was brought to my attention as well. I mean yes, she is technically 10 pounds heavier than we were told she would be but, she is also an entirely different breed than we were told she was, so its really just all so mysterious. twilight zone mysterious.
i mean for all we know she could be a german Shepperd!
only time will tell.

before carlita was forced into the meat market they call "dog park" she was having a gay old time! 

biggest smile, sniffing every trashcan, shaking her tail feathers and such, just presh!

then we arrived.

we harassed her little furry bum inside the enclosure and she just stood right between my legs checking the scene. curious about bum sniffs but not quite ready to participate yet. 

then here comes kujo out of the blue and long story shortened
we left the park with all the undesirable things life offers:
a sprained leg for carlita
and
 for me... i left feeling like the worst mother ever
so much guilt.

"i should have picked her up"
"i could have saved her"
"i should have protected her better"
"i shouldn't have forced her to be such a social critter"

pat had to talk me down for days after.
i still feel awful.
it may be a while before we return to the dog park.
i'll just leave it at that.

on a lighter note...
we did snatch some cute picks :)
check it!

my poor baby :(
kills me.

P.S. I'm breaking out my camera, so i can give you some more quality eye candy ;)
i found out that i really like photography (that doesn't mean im good at it) 
but i really like capturing moments, so im trying to step up my game!
wish me luck!
XOXO

Toot it and Boot it

Well, well, well
Another day another dolla
right friends?
I LOVE thursdays.
1. because I get to sleep in
and
2. because it's the first day of my four day weekends :)
mmmmmmhmmmmmm 
don't hate! 

So... question of the day here...
Can dogs experience shame?
All my Cesar Millans out there, please enlighten me!

Carlita, my furbaby has this stuffed animal we've named her "Piggy"
Lately I've been wishing she was a he (you will soon understand why)
but, it just feels wrong to call "Piggy" he so she's a she; which I guess makes Carlita a lesbian :) 

Anyway...
ever sense Carlita got Piggy they developed what we would like to call a "physical" relationship.
Use your imagination folks I don't want to spell it out for you.
ok. I do ;)
H.U.M.P.S... vigorously  

I never knew girl dogs had these types of needs, I always assumed it was the pervy boy dog's idea.
Same as real life... right? ;)
Surely enough, I was proven wrong.
Carlita is a promiscuous little hussy!
Naturally, I thought once we get her spayed this "use" of Piggy would stop...
I was wrong.
So, I did what any good mother would do and forbid Carlita of seeing the pork sword (or I guess it would be pork taco? (sorry TMI) ;)
Classic Romeo and Juliet... Carlita only wanted Piggy more.
Ohhhhh Piggy! You forbidden fruit you!
Carlita knows where we keep Piggy and often scratches at the door, lingers near the door, tries to claw the door open.
So... I gave in, I opened Pandora's box and Carlita and Piggy were reunited.
At best, Carlita is a rough lover... at worst, she's a wife beater.
First, she throws piggy around, rips out her stuffing... then uses and abuses her, people!
Toot it and Boot it at it's finest!

But here, is where we reach the shame.
FINALLY...it's about time!
When Carlita and Piggy are in the "act" I can't help but look!
It's like a car accident, it feels wrong looking, but I just can't look away!
Eventually, (sometimes that eventually can be uncomfortably too long);
Carlita notices she has an "audience"
sometimes her eyes get big like she got caught in the act... other times she just keeps going at it!
This morning when it happened she stopped and layed down next to Piggy avoiding eye contact with me. Is she ashamed of herself? If you ask me she should be!
Little harlot gettin' all up on Piggys sh*t!
So please enlighten me. Is shame experienced by dogs too?

Our New Years

Hello Friends! How has your 2012 been so far? Ours has been pretty fab if I do say so myself! We had a VERY relaxed New Years Eve. We spent it at my Grandparents house in Palm Springs living like senior citizens! We had dinner promptly at 5 like the old people do and once all the elderly hit the hay we got our party on!! No, not really, but we did go and see the movie New Years Eve - it seemed appropriate. I didn't love the movie, Valentines Day was much better but we still enjoyed ourselves, it's always fun seeing a movie in the theater!

 Our first kiss at 12:00 as husband and wife wasn't quiet as exciting as imagined. The movie got out earlier than we expected so we were driving home when the clock struck midnight making a passionate kiss a tad awkward and dangerous! So I leaned over to Pat who was driving and he tilted his head toward me, his eyes still open and on the road and there it was a peck! I think we're still in need for a redo - can never get to many redos ;)

On the first day of 2012 I ate like a king; having eggs benny at the clubhouse, my fav AND then best cup of coffee in a longggg time! Then we played Ceaser, the dog whisperer and tried to train Carlita to come (a command she seems to think is optional) and hung out in the sun washing cars, drinking hand squeezed mimosas and enjoying family! Great start of the New Year! Hope you are having a wonderful 2012 so far!